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Forgive Your enemies, but never forget their names.

Before You criticize someone, You should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when You criticize them, You're a mile away and You have their shoes.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who You are, where You are from, and what You want so there is no need to leave a message.

If You want to know where i am call a psychic. If You're too lazy to do that just leave me a message.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and i hate people like that.

I hate short away messages.

I'm not talented enough to type and pick my nose at the some time.

Only fools leave away messages.

Right now i'm having amnesia and deja vu at the some time. I think i've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world - ones that can count, and ones that can't count. Which of the three are You?

If life gives You lemons, throw them at some one.

If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?