Darmowa Bramka Sms

Are these Your eyes, i found them between my brests.

Be friendly with Your kids, they choose Your home when You are old.

At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin i have forgotten this before.

Be nice to the ones who smoke... every cigarette migh be their last.

Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too.

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

Hallo... this is Your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave Your pocket, want the smell is unbearable.

Hello i am a virus and i am entering Your brain right now. Sorry i will leave, i can't find a brain.

Hello, this is good. I make few bad creations but You are the worst monster i ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

How would You like Your egg for breakfast? Hard - boiled or impregnated?

I am a killer, i kill people for money. But because You are my friend, i'll kill You for nothing.

Don't make me close one more door. I don't wanna hurt anymore. Stay in my arms if You darer must i imagine You there. Don't walk away from me i have nothing if i don't have You.